April 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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Update/Buffy BDay →
Well I have been gone for an unseemly amount of time. Life=crazy and i have been somewhat secretly blogging a crazy project. Reading the complete works of one William Shakespeare in one year. If you are curious 365willshakes.tumblr.com
silly summaries, geeking out over Hamlet etc. fun times.
And on another note: Happy 30th Birthday Buffy Summers! I shall toast you with a can of bubbly booze...
July 2010
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May 2010
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Saturday was beautiful here in Brooklyn. My walk through Brooklyn to get to work was also beautiful, but it also made me laugh at myself like a crazed hyena. why you ask?
1. I left my apartment after looking up buses to go up to Smith College for graduation.
2. Where I would not only get to see some great people, and my favorite lil sister Caroline graduate, but also witness Rachel Maddow...
Expect Changes
They are coming.
December 2009
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November 2009
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WatchWe’re melting.
Love, The Glaciers.
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WatchColbert and Gore. bestill my heart.
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Overheard on the Subway: Halloween Edition
The Bee said to the drunk, confused and half asleep Cat.
Bee: “If you ask me that again I will stuff my wings up your ass”
Oh New York City. I love you so.
October 2009
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Dear Boy on the 4 Train...
Had the following not occurred I could have considered you attractive for our 10 minutes together on the train. Sadly this did occur.
You should know that while the rip in your jeans, which you displayed very clearly while standing in front of me whilst I was seated, did in fact make you memorable, it did not make you attractive. It made me very aware that you do not wear undergarments, and made...
(401): OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN...
(via newageaudrey)
Oh. My. God.
5:31 AM
I just got home. There were free martinis. I love my life.
i may have been good in college…but now that there are not essays due on monday…watch out.
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An open letter to the 1,2,3 red train line.
Seriously?
Really?
One of you should be going to brooklyn at any given time. This whole fake out at 2:30 in the morning in which I take all three of you just so you can kick me off at random places in manhattan is really not cool.
Thankfully the Q was there for me. In a way you, silly red line, were not.
Now I know we have to work this out, as you are the only way to get to class 3 days a...
The best part of my week is in the 2 minutes I find myself going over the Manhattan Bridge on the N or Q train between 1 and 3 am. It is also pretty awesome at any time of day, but the am trips have been occurring with more and more frequency. This is not to say that I do not love the rest of my week, but this is just the most glorious moment of success. be it: I have actually made it out of...
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food glorious food.
Today I baked a beautiful almond chocolate torte birthday cake with dark chocolate frosting that was:
1. gluten free
2. dairy free
3. corn free
4. refined sugar free
5. d.e.lish.
This cookbook shall be my new best friend. It has a recipe for gluten free Matzo Balls! Passover will be a happy time this year. A happy, happy time.
Bye bye 22. You treated me well.
September 2009
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there are few things more satisfying than a cold glass of white wine in a tidy new apartment on a sunday evening.
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“Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn
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Professor Higgins opens the My Fair Lady Song,...”
– By Stephen Fry August 28th, 2009
I love this man. How can you not?
how did that happen?
Tonight was Convocation at Smith. While my old cohort was running about wearing next to nothing, chanting, cheering, dancing and screaming…oh and singing in Latin, as one must, I was in my little studio apartment talking to my father about bills, healthcare and utilities while my best friend sat on my couch reading a supreme court decision for law school.
I need a big sticker to put on my...
August 2009
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“For all those whose cares have been our concern, the work goes on, the cause...”
– Sen. Ted Kennedy 1980 Democratic National Convention
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July 2009
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The coolest f-word ever deserves a fucking shout
Don’t you just love it how people, mostly women, will start a sentence with “not to be all feminist, cuz I’m not one…” and then precede to say something that amounts to “but look at this lovely example of inequality. Doesn’t it suck?” Maybe it is the Berkeley/Oakland raised Smithie in me, but really, come on. If the statement is absolutely logical, and you already...
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a tale of pathetic
pour in glass and shake:
1. stomach virus
2. mothers old full length nighty
3. rice cakes
4. rice crackers (if one is lucky)
5. a misoless house
6. bridget jones on netflix
7. harry potter on tape
8. loss of 3 days of apartment searching in NYC.
WHAT YOUR STARBUCKS ORDERS MEAN TO ME
1. in case you did not know: she drinks ICED TRIPLE GRANDE 4-PUMP TOFFEE NUT, 3-PUMP SUGAR-FREE VANILLA 1% MILK LATTE. I have had to memorize and order this on…well a few occasions.
2. I used to drink (iced) triple grande skim (or nonfat outside of the general NYC area) lattes.
3. thanks to a newfound lactose allergy and shock of all shocks, a system that no longer needs coffee, goes...
WatchNorth. To the future.
Palin Poetry by William Shatner.
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